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Good evening.

Well the negotiations with the North Korean trade commissioner certainly could have gone better. I don't suppose the misdeeds of one trouble maker helped our chances breaking into the Korean market!

Now you all know that my ability to detect misdeeds ends with children, but just the same, I know when mischief is being made! One of my elves, perhaps two, were up to no good this afternoon. Of all things, putting buffalo sauce in the commissioner's tea cup! What a random thing to do! Buffalo sauce! And worst of all, you made Santa look like a complete fool.

Mark my words... I'll find out who did this, and when I do, you'll have reindeer duty for a winter of Leap Years!

Irritably,

Santy Claus
Father Christmas
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Everyone, hello.

My, it's been a while since I've written. But it seems like a good time for me to rally the troops! We're nearing October, and you know what that means! Deadlines are looming my elves! The wooden toys division is coming along fine, thanks to the extra large shipment of Brazilian Cherry we received last month. But I fear that the electronics division is lagging a bit. It's time to start final assembly on those Nintendo Wiis, boys and girls! Let's take advantage of those fine licenses we received from the Japanese! They can barely keep up with production on their own! Let's show them up, shall we?

That's it for now. I will start posting more frequently as crunch time looms.

Milk and cookies to all of you,

Santy Claus
Father Christmas
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To all my family and workers,

Well, it's been another successful night of deliveries. They've all been successful to some degree, all 1,677 of them. (Has there really been 1,677 of them? I suppose so.) Anyway, when I arrived home half an hour ago, Mrs. Claus was at the door to greet me with a warm smile and open arms.

Tomorrow, I'll write the many stories I have to tell about this year's deliveries, but now I am about to eat some breakfast, then sleep for a few hours. No fear... as always, I'll be awake in time for our annual celebration. Thank you all for making this another grand year. I'll see you all at the party.

Santy Claus
Father Christmas

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